His Lordships race horses that was waiting round the knacker's yard on account of coming seventh and eighth in the St Leger, the week before, to the Cart's shafts instead.It took near on a week to get to Bridlington, the driver fell asleep and he missed junction 12a on Tadwhistle pike where the Muncaster track branches off the track to Scranby by the Hores and Caridge pub but Grimsby and Bridlington are much of a muchness and they soon got a Coal barge the "Pride of Grimesthorpe" scrubbed up and a tart strapped to the front as a figurehead and with Captain Findus Birdseye in command they set off for Spain on the three O'clock tide.Benjamin Cuciola was the first chap they tortured with it, he kept jabbering and putting Bob and Jerry off as they toiled to assemble the machine, "I tell everything I know!" he said immediately he saw as Bob had a finger and most of his left ear missing and that Jerry's busted leg had set with a twist but of course Bob was a Geordie by birth and he only. However now we could not fuck as often as we wanted to. Frequency is diminished when there is an infant in the crib near our bed, and our 4 year old daughter is knocking on our locked bedroom door shouting, "Are you guys doing THAT again?" Bless her heart.Nevertheless it was probably a good thing, because it helped disguised our addiction from friends and family. "They are just at home taking care of their c***dren," they thought. Well that's true, but we were also bareback fucking every night we could and reveling in the risk.We think one of the reasons we have this impregnation risk fetish is BECAUSE we are so infertile. We have to work REALLY HARD to get pregnant. Yes, pregnancy is an unwanted outcome, but in a way, maybe subconsciously we DO want to get pregnant. She never got any "morning sickness" or had any difficulty at all going through pregnancy. It was never a problem, so why not risk more? She looks fabulous when she's pregnant, and her gorgeous figure always returned.