Need something more acceptable.”They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.”3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - “Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.”5. US PGA Commentator - “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is. She wanted more! He began stalking again... this time laying a lash across her creamy ass. Kristen writhed in her bonds... her pussy was getting wet!Around and around her he went, sometimes hitting her breasts, stomach or thighs, sometimes her back or ass. When he swung it between her legs and hit her squarely on her open pussy, she convulsed in pleasure and pain... she almost came when he landed a direct hit on her clit. But most of the lashes were centered on her pussy and her ass. Kristen was breathing very hard when he finished, feeling bruised and beaten all over and yet intensely sexual as well. The b**st's dick was huge and hard, pointing straight up at the ceiling, and she was practically drooling over it against her gag. Stepping forward, the b**st took each of her cropped breasts in his hand, squeezing the tender flesh and making her moan, thrusting her breasts forward for more punishment. Strong fingers pinched her nipples tightly, and she writhed before him.He had to.
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