I want to know more about you.''I thought you wouldn't be interested after seeing me like this.''Let me be the judge of that. So tidy up your makeup and come through to the lounge and we'll talk.''You mean stay the way I'm dressed?''Of course.''I don't understand you.''You will.'Nervously he applied a little more lipstick and followed her through to the lounge. When he got there, she was pouring them both large gins and tonic. She handed him one of the drinks and invited him to sit down next to her. She started,'Tell me more.''More about what?''More about the way you are, more about why you like to wear women's clothes?''It's just me I suppose. I've been like this since I was very young.''And do you have women's clothes at your own flat.''Yes.''So why did you want to wear my clothes?''They were something new, something different, for some reason I couldn't stop myself.''What would you say, if I said, I didn't mind?''Pardon?''You heard.''You don't mind?''Correct, I don't. ”Jesus steps off the bank and walks across the river, barely getting much more than the soles of his sandals wet.Trump and Putin look at each other in amazement.Then Vladamir says “Vell, I’ll go next. See you on ze other zide.” He steps off the bank and strides across the river, the water only sloshing around his ankles.Donald looks on in amazement, then decides ‘Well, if they can do it, I can too.’ He steps out onto the river, takes two steps, then plunges into the water, and is carried, cartwheeling, out of sight down the river.Jesus looks at Vladamir and remarks “Well, obviously Mr Trump didn’t know about the stepping stones.”Vladamir looks at Jesus, perplexed. “Vhat stones?!”A Trump supporter dies, and finds himself at the Pearly Gates, facing St Peter. After going through the entrance formalities, St Peter tells him “Well, since it’s a slow day at present, let me personally show you around.”So Peter and the supporter go for a bit of tour of Heaven, ending up outside the doors to.
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