’ She kissed her way down my body to my crotch. She kissed my cock in her panties and said, ‘These look cute on you,’ and she moved the panties to one side and pulled my cock out through a leg hole. My cock sprang forward and she grabbed it in one hand and started feeding on it. She clearly liked sucking cocks and ran her tongue up and down each side of it. She stroked me with increasing speed and ran her head back and forth over my shaft. It was the most glorious blow job I had ever had. She ran one hand over my ass as the other pulled my cock in and out of her mouth. My hands rested on her hair as my orgasm built. I moaned out loud, ‘Mom, you’re making me come.’ She increased her speed even more and I peaked in orgasm with a loud ‘Unnnnhhh,’ and she sucked and sucked and sucked every drop of my sperm. I couldn’t stand anymore and knelt down to kiss her. Her lips were full of saliva and sperm as she kissed me passionately on the bathroom floor. Sucking my cock had made her hot and I. Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.A dyslexic walks into a bra.A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.*(I can’t take credit for these, but the malapropism is my favorite. Enjoy!)This one is from.
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